Two new and exciting plugboards from OziFree have just been released.
First we saw the new Timed Sky Banners make their debut with animated planes flying across the screen towing little advertising banners with the name of the web site they were promoting. The clever little planes begin flying at the top of the plugboard when first plugged or posted, and as time elapses, they begin flying lower and lower, until finally they reach the tarmac and become vacant again.
It’s an interesting concept that provides a unique twist to the basic plugboards, as pluggers do not even need to have their own button image, just a site title and the URL they wish to link to.
The latest addition to the plugboards stable, is the new and very unique Ferris Wheel plugboard. The wheel is now available currently decked out in the OziFree Christmas livery, that will revert to a skinnable typical Ferris Wheel, as soon as the festive season is over.
At the moment, 8 cute little smileys continually don their Santa suits as they rotate around the wheel, then they brush behind a Christmas tree, before appearing in the Gondola Station, where they can be clicked on to visit the web site they promote.
An interesting feature for the absolutely bored plugger is the ability to move the mouse cursor in the station and rapidly increase the speed at which the wheel revolves. Placing the cursor once again on a gondola while it is in the station stops the wheel from turning, until the cursor is moved outside the station square.
This would have to be one of the best examples of a Ferris Wheel Plugboard that we have seen yet.
Written by Bloke on November 4th, 2008 with no comments.
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I love seeing the 468×60 banners on plugsites that have affiliate IDs coded into the URLs. All these people plugging away trying to make money on the internet. Have you seen those ads for ebooks like “click to learn how I made a million dollars” or “The secrets of making millions on the internet” etc?
I hate to pop bubbles but…. why would a multi-millionaire bother to write eBooks on “how to make a million”. You don’t think that he/she would rather spend time on their yacht, than sit up all night tapping away at a keyboard??
How about the ads with the pictures of the mansion and the porsche, you reckon they are real???? do you???? uhhuh… okay then, and Santa lives next door to the Easter Bunny doesn’t he.
Yes, you can make a few bucks on the net, but if you seriously think that you are going to be a millionaire by getting in an affiliate “line”, then I strongly recommend you buy a new shovel before Christmas, just to clean up the reindeer droppings, as Rudloph suffers irritable bowel syndrome.
If it was that easy to become wealthy, then there would be no-one left on the internet, as they would all be out cruising in their yachts. We run Google Adsense and a few Clixgalore adverts on the OziFree site. OziFree gets hundreds of unique hits every day, and we make enough out of our adverts to buy a new 5litre can of instant coffee every month. Unfortunately, the coffee only lasts us 2 weeks, but we are working on it.
We anticipate having enough empty coffee cans within 3 years, so that we will be able to start work assembling them into the hull for our new millionaires yacht. Lets have a look in the “who’s who” and see the exact ratio of self-made millionaires to internet eBook proclaimers. Yep I thought so. There is Willy Gates tapping away on his keyboard, just wrapping up the final chapter on “Make a Million in less than 3 minutes - I did”. There is you spending $50 bucks buying his eBook. No, it’s not probable nor likely that you would spend $50 buying his book, do you know why, because Bill Gates doesn’t need to write a $50 buck eBook, and nor could he be bothered.
So who actually makes the money then? Glad you asked, remember that can of coffee, well we make that because you bought the $50 buck ebook, and sit up all night plugging banners adverts on plugboards. Oh, and the real winner is Nes`Cafe who manufacture the coffee, they make the big bucks. Yes the secret is now revealed right here on the OziFree website - if you want to be a millionaire, then plant a coffee bush! Now that you know, please keep the information to yourself, as we didn’t charge you $50 for it, you got it for free from OziFree as usual. We just don’t want everybody to rush out and buy a coffee bush at the plant nursery, otherwise the ratio will alter, and the only millionaires will then be nursery-men.
Keep plugging those banners, I’d like another cup, white, 2 sugars please.
Written by Bloke on June 28th, 2008 with no comments.
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