Lately we have had a few requests for us to permanently ban plugger XXXXX for breaching certain site rules.
Firstly, lets reiterate the plugpanel instructions for your ozifree plugboards. If you log into the admin dashboard of your plugpanel that is receiving nuisance plugs, you can either add the pluggers domain name or IP address to your list of bans. When that particular individual tries to plug on your plugpanel, they will receive a polite “Sorry you have been banned” message, and their plug will not stick.
This is the recommended method of banning pluggers. OziFree only applies total bans where a plugger has been aggravating the majority of plugpanels of the same type, and in particular where they plug on the OziFree site in contravention of our plugging T&C’s. Where a total ban has been applied, you may rest assured that OziFree will go out of their way to aggravate the nefarious plugger, particularly in circumstances related to either hacking, or simply pissing Ozifree.com off.
If you are a banned plugger that has pissed us off, the recommended method of redress is to use our online donation box to send us a USD donation of no less than $1,000,000 as soon as possible. Failing that you may email the Nigerian Ambassador for Antartica at nig.bas@nigeria.gov.com and request a short term loan of #34510 million Nigerian Goat Ears instead.
Should either method 1 or 2 fail, then simply list yourself at www.dial-a-dickhead.com
Written by Bloke on November 7th, 2008 with no comments.
Read more articles on Uncategorized.
Two new and exciting plugboards from OziFree have just been released.
First we saw the new Timed Sky Banners make their debut with animated planes flying across the screen towing little advertising banners with the name of the web site they were promoting. The clever little planes begin flying at the top of the plugboard when first plugged or posted, and as time elapses, they begin flying lower and lower, until finally they reach the tarmac and become vacant again.
It’s an interesting concept that provides a unique twist to the basic plugboards, as pluggers do not even need to have their own button image, just a site title and the URL they wish to link to.
The latest addition to the plugboards stable, is the new and very unique Ferris Wheel plugboard. The wheel is now available currently decked out in the OziFree Christmas livery, that will revert to a skinnable typical Ferris Wheel, as soon as the festive season is over.
At the moment, 8 cute little smileys continually don their Santa suits as they rotate around the wheel, then they brush behind a Christmas tree, before appearing in the Gondola Station, where they can be clicked on to visit the web site they promote.
An interesting feature for the absolutely bored plugger is the ability to move the mouse cursor in the station and rapidly increase the speed at which the wheel revolves. Placing the cursor once again on a gondola while it is in the station stops the wheel from turning, until the cursor is moved outside the station square.
This would have to be one of the best examples of a Ferris Wheel Plugboard that we have seen yet.
Written by Bloke on November 4th, 2008 with no comments.
Read more articles on News.