Requests for OziFree to ban pluggers

Lately we have had a few requests for us to permanently ban plugger XXXXX for breaching certain site rules.

Firstly, lets reiterate the plugpanel instructions for your ozifree plugboards. If you log into the admin dashboard of your plugpanel that is receiving nuisance plugs, you can either add the pluggers domain name or IP address to your list of bans. When that particular individual tries to plug on your plugpanel, they will receive a polite “Sorry you have been banned” message, and their plug will not stick.

This is the recommended method of banning pluggers. OziFree only applies total bans where a plugger has been aggravating the majority of plugpanels of the same type, and in particular where they plug on the OziFree site in contravention of our plugging T&C’s. Where a total ban has been applied, you may rest assured that OziFree will go out of their way to aggravate the nefarious plugger, particularly in circumstances related to either hacking, or simply pissing Ozifree.com off.

If you are a banned plugger that has pissed us off, the recommended method of redress is to use our online donation box to send us a USD donation of no less than $1,000,000 as soon as possible. Failing that you may email the Nigerian Ambassador for Antartica at nig.bas@nigeria.gov.com and request a short term loan of #34510 million Nigerian Goat Ears instead.

Should either method 1 or 2 fail, then simply list yourself at www.dial-a-dickhead.com

Written by Bloke on November 7th, 2008 with no comments.
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Nigerian 419 email scams being replaced by Russian dating scams

It appears, at least in Australia, that the good old fashioned $20m Nigerian 419 email scam is dying out.

Yes the latest and greatest scams are letters from these “luscious” hotties from the Ukraine or Russia, dying to get their hands on a new Aussie hubby. Yep we are talking about emails depicting a hottie in her 20’s begging for some geriatric old bastard to “marry” her so she can move to Australia and live happily ever after “with him”.

Sad news folks, 99.999% of these emails are from ugly mugu scammers, attaching a photo of some honey from the backwoods of a russian brothel, and starting line of correspondence. Then the hits come, they are ready to emigrate but need some cash to bribe the authorities, can’t transfer the bank accounts, need cash for the fees and they will transfer their avings to your account, etc etc etc.

Why can’t people remember that: if it sounds too good to be true, then it probably is.

Written by Bloke on October 16th, 2008 with no comments.
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