Requests for OziFree to ban pluggers

Lately we have had a few requests for us to permanently ban plugger XXXXX for breaching certain site rules.

Firstly, lets reiterate the plugpanel instructions for your ozifree plugboards. If you log into the admin dashboard of your plugpanel that is receiving nuisance plugs, you can either add the pluggers domain name or IP address to your list of bans. When that particular individual tries to plug on your plugpanel, they will receive a polite “Sorry you have been banned” message, and their plug will not stick.

This is the recommended method of banning pluggers. OziFree only applies total bans where a plugger has been aggravating the majority of plugpanels of the same type, and in particular where they plug on the OziFree site in contravention of our plugging T&C’s. Where a total ban has been applied, you may rest assured that OziFree will go out of their way to aggravate the nefarious plugger, particularly in circumstances related to either hacking, or simply pissing Ozifree.com off.

If you are a banned plugger that has pissed us off, the recommended method of redress is to use our online donation box to send us a USD donation of no less than $1,000,000 as soon as possible. Failing that you may email the Nigerian Ambassador for Antartica at nig.bas@nigeria.gov.com and request a short term loan of #34510 million Nigerian Goat Ears instead.

Should either method 1 or 2 fail, then simply list yourself at www.dial-a-dickhead.com

Written by Bloke on November 7th, 2008 with no comments.
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